"I mean, our parents are assholes for raising us there, in such cold weather! It’s like they want us to be miserable!"
— Ray, who now lives in Indonesia.
February 22, 2012
January 3, 2012
“I was listening to the music thinking how I don’t know what I’d do without you, and this crazy messy wonderful circle of friends we’ve created around us.”-CMS
December 17, 2011
Brad sends this in an email every year the first time it snows in Madison. I love getting this reminder.
December 9, 2011
October 26, 2011
October 14, 2011
Wisconsin: Good for More Than Just Cheese
“Wisconsin could take its world domination one step further.”
October 10, 2011
October 8, 2011
Welcome to Hell
I am a Cubs fan. Which usually means October sucks for me. This year? Even worse: our two biggest rivals will play for the right to make the World Series. This is my hell.
Me: I believe my neutrality was the key to your win.
Katie: And I thank you good sir.
Kevin: Best boner of my life!
Me: I’m sure the women of Wisconsin would agree.
Kevin: Also working a Bryan Adams show right now. The erection is that much more palpable.
Me: You are going to be even more annoying now, aren’t you?
Rob: You thought it couldn’t be…but it is (evil laugh) hahahahahahah.
Me: If the Cardinals and Brewers meet in the playoffs, this Cubs fan is going on a murder spree.
Martin: 2 for 2. A Time to Kill.
October 2, 2011
"I feel like Wisconsin girls are much hotter than their boyfriends."
— Kyle goes to his 1st Badger bar.
September 19, 2011
Icarus Himself, “On Your Side”
September 15, 2011
Madison, Wisconsin ranked as best educated city in U.S.
(The only dubious part of this article is the claim of “midwestern metropolis”.)
August 11, 2011
August 10, 2011
August 6, 2011
August 5, 2011
James: Is this weird?
Me: I’m sure that happens all the time. So, no.
(Rob’s shame/sadness is magic.)
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