March 2-4, 2012.
NSFW.
Bluff Channohan and the Filthy Choir.
3rd Annual Filthy Song Night at The Jalopy did not disappoint.
now you all know what to get me for Christmas: an Asian child who loves The Ramones.
The Looking Glass, “Brandy (You’re a Fine Girl)”
‘“Brandy, you’re a fine girl” (you’re a fine girl)
“What a good wife you would be” (such a fine girl)
“But my life, my lover, my lady is the sea”’
Songs Named After Girls Week: B. Part VII-b.
James Kochalka Superstar, “Britney’s Silver Can” (from Spread Your Evil Wings and Fly)
“Britney’s heart is broken and she’s stuck in bed/
playing Gameboy until her hands are red/
She contemplated suicide, but now instead/
she will be her own best friend”
Songs Named After Girls Week: B. Part VII-a.
Cribshitter, “Boom Goes the Vaginamite”
Icarus Himself, “On Your Side”
Girls, “Honey Bunny”
“You’ll look at me and know I’m the one/And you will love me/for all the reasons everyone hates me/and we can do whatever we want”
If/when I have children, I’m home-schooling them, only so that they can practice break-dancing all day.