Kevin: Got a handshake from Molly Ringwald last night. She’s no Ally Sheedy, but I’m pretty sure that still puts me in the Top 5 most successful people from Racine County.
Me: I’m pretty sure it’s between you and Caron Butler.
Kevin: I once crossed him over in high school and went in to blow the left handed lay-up. True story. We lost 70 something to 20 something. Yep. Top 5 for sure.
This is why video cameras were invented: documenting your friends acting like idiots.
me: Jo! Welcome to the 21st century.
“I was listening to the music thinking how I don’t know what I’d do without you, and this crazy messy wonderful circle of friends we’ve created around us.”-CMS
Jo: I’m trying to be less crazy. I’m trying really, really, really hard not to care so much.
Me: So, you’re trying hard to not try hard? You’re such a girl.
Jo: I’m so fucked.
